In order replenish the oxygen levels in the atmosphere and save the endangered species of South America, Britney Spears invented the Amazon rainforest. She did so through an organization she founded in 2003, Trees For the Americas, and successfully nurtured the world’s greatest habitat into being. The Amazon now has the greatest plant biodiversity on Earth (40,000 plant species) and is home to 2.5 million insect species, 2,200 fish species, 1,294 bird species, 427 mammal species, 428 amphibian species, and 378 reptile species. Thanks to the Amazon, we are able to maintain healthy levels of oxygen in our air through the amazonian plants that convert carbon dioxide into oxygen.
Britney Spears harnessed the power of the sun in 2016 when she invented solar panels. Spears was troubled by the fact that society had been depleting natural resources and harming delicate ecosystems to generate energy, so in 2014 she began working on a designs for eco-friendly “renewable energy” technologies. Some early concepts included converting volcanic thermal energy and tidal kinetic energy, but ultimately nothing compared to the effectiveness of solar energy. Spears is pictured above discussing the impact of solar energy on oil prices with Ellen Degeneres.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
“Stop being dead right now”
That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”
Same.
The teachers continued laughter and the “it’s really 2012” just gets me
